This came to me via email from a long time friend:
Today, the people of America announced the changing of its National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are are being screwed!
Personally speaking, I do not mind getting screwed, as long as I enjoy it. How about you?